Everyone should know who’s going to be the next president by now, but just in case you don’t, here’s a hint:

One of the better ones from The Onion
While on the topic of The Onion, here’s another good one that a friend sent me:
Even if you’re Jesus, apparently

Apparently the officer in this video, from the Baltimore police department, is on paid suspension at the time of this posting. It would be nice if people like him weren’t in charge of "protecting and serving", if you were to ask me at least… Kids being typical quasi-obnoxious 14 year olds, skateboarding where they’re not supposed to, do not deserve to be treated like this, nor should police officers be allowed to show such disrespect to otherwise law-abiding citizens.
The story can be found here

Today in Boston, and apparently several other cities as well, lots of "blinking circuits" promoting the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force on adult swim were "detonated" by bomb squads. Some of these devices were apparently sitting around for "weeks" but for whatever reason went largely unnoticed until today. I say good joke, I hope the perpetrators get away with it and people learn to lighten up a little. <3 <3 The mooninites